The Moral Hazards: LIVE at the Deathtrap!
We're performing Saturday, August 14 at Andrew's place in Boston's South End.
Contact clara.raubertas@gmail.com for details!
keyboard, vocals, vibraslap once lost a fight with a bowl of Brownie Delight. He is also a writer.
guitar, saxophone, vocals, vibraslap does not suffer fools gladly. He has been called "a cross between Monty Python and Strongbad".
drums, vocals, vibraslap is some sort of computer wizard and feminist wizard. Her hobbies include time travel.
bass, vocals, vibraslap wants to believe in aliens, and has so many smarphones he can (and did) destroy one with a pint glass of PBR.
We'll be releasing our first album (as yet untitled) — jam-packed with great original songs and maybe a few familiar covers — as a free download in the fall of 2010. Meanwhile, browse our YouTube channel below, and check back here (or join our mailing list) for chances to hear us, and possibly some singles to download!
(All lyrics are to original Moral Hazards creations)
The Dirty Blues* . The Invisible City . Lechery, Gluttony, and Alcohol . Lost & Found . The New Electric Sound . Opposite Day
* (adult language)
Facebook is a good way to show your support ("like" us or whatever the kids are doing these days), get notified of upcoming performances or new releases, and check out the photos of our performances.
YouTube is a good way to check out videos of our live performances. For now, this is probably the best way to hear what we sound like, but please check back (or join the mailing list) for opportunities to hear us this summer and for the free mp3 download of our album, coming this fall!
Lechery, Gluttony, and Alcohol
Lost and Found
The Invisible City
The New Electric Sound
Twitter is a good way to see quick updates about the Moral Hazards by searching #themoralhazards or #moralhazards hashtags.
Or join the conversation...
Email is a good way to get notified whenever we're performing, on a low-traffic, high signal-to-noise ratio list (we basically just send out notices when we're having a party or show). Join our mailing list at Google Groups to get updated on when we're going to be playing next!
MySpace!? MySpace is dumb. We hate MySpace. OK, fine — but don't expect us to keep it up-to-date.
Will you play at my party/bar/house/shack/boat?
That sounds like fun! Email clara.raubertas@gmail.com and we'll see if it works with our schedule.
Can I have some super-secret preview recordings?
If we decide we like you! Email clara.raubertas@gmail.com and ask.
Who's that other dude?
That other dude in the photos and videos is Justin, our former vocalist. He's moved on to bigger and better things.
What's a moral hazard in real life?
A screwed-up incentive. Thanks, Wikipedia!
Isn't it, like, a drink or something?
There is a drink directly inspired by our music and awesomeness. The Moral Hazard: one part moral juice, one part hazard juice. Moral Juice: tonic water. Hazard Juice: two parts tequila, one part blackberry brandy, and one part lime juice. Come to one of our parties and maybe our house bartender will make you one!
Can I give you money?
If you really want to! Most of us have, like, a job or something, and we run the band on the cheap, but if you toss us a few bucks it will go toward our purchases of beer and equipment.
Hey, you guys are better than I expected!
Hey yeah, we are! Thanks!