You Can't Have It by The Moral Hazards: Lyrics

Had a craving for some chicken
Went on Google did some clickin'
On my way to karaoke
I stopped off to buy some poultry
Standing in the poultry store
A place I'd never been before
I asked the cashier "what's delicious"
The look on her face was suspicious

I'm stuck here in this abattoir
Karaoke's still so far
But I need somethin' to fill my craving
With only some minor raving
Which chicken could be the best?
I must decide upon a test
Why won't the clerk just help me
She said there's a rule I must see

Chorus
You can't let the chicken ass touch the bucket
You can't have it, no you can't have it

Now I have some new-found knowledge
Stuff they won't teach in college
Chicken, ass, and the bucket
Rules make me want to say fuck it!
But I'm hungry and need some game
Backing out now would just be lame
Screw karaoke; I'm in too deep
Gotta get chicken and get some sleep

I scanned the racks for a nice bird
Don't want to end up with a turd
Found one that made my stomach shout
This is what I'm talking about!
I went to grab the best foul
But the clerk gave me a scowl
She said "You must be careful son;
Can't give that chicken to anyone"

Chorus

Chicken! Ass! Bucket! Cock!

You can't let the chicken
Can't let the chicken
Can't let the chicken
Can't have it!