Well my baby left me
Even killed my dog
She raped my cat
And now my head's in a fog
My baby is crazy
Totally out of her mind
Didn't know she was a sadist
She's the pure-evil kind
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I got the dirty blues, I got the dirty blues,
I got the face down in the cesspool slurping up that shit dirty blues
She nuked my family
Took a shit on my bed
Murdered the whales
Poured ebola on my head
She poisoned my well
And salted the land
Now I'm slowly dyin'
Won't nobody give me a hand
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Well she slashed my tires
Set fire to my hair
Stole all of my money
She done left me in despair
Well I seen some hard times
But you just can't tell
The soul of this woman
Came straight out of Hell
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