keyboard, vibraslap once lost a fight with a bowl of Brownie Delight. "Andrew" is not his real first name, and he doesn't even have Facebook.
guitar, saxophone, vocals, vibraslap does not suffer fools gladly. He has been called "a cross between Monty Python and Strongbad".
drums, vocals, vibraslap is some sort of computer wizard and feminist wizard. Her hobbies include time travel.
bass, vibraslap suffers fools pretty OK actually. He's still looking for the truth about what happened at Roswell — he's hoping it's probes.
potentially asked questions
Will you play at my party/bar/house/shack/boat?
That sounds like fun! Email clara.raubertas@gmail.com and we'll see if it works with our schedule.
What's a moral hazard in real life?
A screwed-up incentive. Thanks, Wikipedia!
Isn't it, like, a drink or something?
There is a drink directly inspired by our music and awesomeness. The Moral Hazard: one part moral juice, one part hazard juice. Moral Juice: tonic water. Hazard Juice: two parts tequila, one part blackberry brandy, and one part lime juice. Come to one of our parties and maybe our house bartender will make you one!
Can I give you money?
If you really want to! Most of us have, like, a job or something, and we run the band on the cheap, but if you toss us a few bucks it will go toward our purchases of beer and equipment. You can also pay for our album on Amazon or iTunes; the tiny cost of the download offsets our tiny cost of producing it.
Hey, you guys are better than I expected!
Hey yeah, we are! Thanks!