We got universal healthcare and flying cars
We got the interstellar spaceships that can go to the stars
We got gay marriage and a woman president
And thanks to time travel we get mail before it's sent
We got space stations we take meteor showers
We use red dwarfs and black holes for power
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah black holes for power
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We're living in the future, yeah yeah yeah
We're living in the future, yeah yeah yeah
We're living in the future, yeah yeah YEAH!
We got human colonies established on Mars
We ride on hoverboards and talk to heads in jars
We got food replicators we got alien friends
And we got world peace that is never gonna end
People live forever we got thousand year bank loans
Incest is really popular cause everyone's a clone
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah everyone's a clone
Chorus
Futurebeard's a scary guy who lives on Mars
He dominates the universe with multiple death stars!
His beard is telepathic, from another dimension
Futurebeard will smite if you have a bad intention
He's part tyranosaurus, part computer too
His beard is made of anti-matter proton plasma glue
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah proton plasma glue
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